Sangria
Being an 18 year old bride
From the Happiest Girl series.
Sangria
The happiest girl in the whole USA
Threw a party in her little home
It was her hardworking man’s birthday
She called all their friends on the phone.
She said to come after dinner
She was only serving hors d’oerves.
Then she made a huge bowl of sangria
Had a glass to sooth her nerves.
The party was well attended,
But after she served the cake,
The happiest girl in the whole USA
Made her first mistake.
The guests just loved the sangria,
Pouring glass after glass.
An argument that erupted,
Was settled out on the grass.
Happiest girl remembered nothing,
As breakfast next morn she made.
Shocked, she found her guests,
All over the furniture laid.
She learned that she barely avoided
A visit by the police.
Hardworking man had spent the night
In front of the throne on his knees.
Since she had been laughing,
He threw a shoe at the door.
The clog was still stuck in the hole,
From the night before.
Her best friend’s husband left her,
But was sleeping under the car.
She almost ran him over,
Pulling out of the yard.
The happiest girl learned a lesson,
About being a hostess not rude.
Never serve the sangria,
Without the Mexican food!
That is hilarious!